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joeythehobo123's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 49 (From
12 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 895 Points
Bunny Invasion: Easter
BULLET SPENDER
Unlocked 8/4/09
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES!
Unlocked 8/4/09
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET
Unlocked 8/4/09
5 Points Spend £10,000.
5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM!
Unlocked 8/4/09
5 Points Use a grenade.
5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH!
Unlocked 8/4/09
10 Points Go into RAGE.
10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM!
Unlocked 8/4/09
10 Points Use a remote explosive.
10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER!
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH!
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY
50 Points
Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY
50 Points
Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE
100 Points
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL
100 Points
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (40/500 points)
D-Day Defender
First Blood
Unlocked 8/4/09
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
Game Over
Unlocked 8/4/09
10 Points Let history take its course.
10 Points Let history take its course.
Having a Blast
Unlocked 8/4/09
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan
10 Points
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist
10 Points
Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder
Unlocked 8/4/09
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert
25 Points
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it
50 Points
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More
100 Points
Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician
100 Points
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (55/500 points)
Da Pink Knight
TKO
Unlocked 8/5/09
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart
25 Points
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin
25 Points
You Win.
CuttinOutSweets
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower
Unlocked 8/5/09
50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (60/485 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 10/24/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 10/24/09
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points Get Spider Death
10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Larry And The Gnomes
AAAARRG!!
5 Points
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction
5 Points
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master
5 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up
Unlocked 8/9/10
5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level
5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level
Accidental Archeologist
10 Points
Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I
10 Points
Complete Act I
Power Kill
10 Points
Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II
25 Points
Complete Act II
Bash the Boar
25 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust
25 Points
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation
25 Points
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction
25 Points
Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III
50 Points
Complete Act III
Fight the Freak
50 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja
50 Points
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV
100 Points
Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King
100 Points
Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining
100 Points
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur
100 Points
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
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Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Red Moon
Art Piece
10 Points
Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction
Unlocked 8/5/09
10 Points Watch the introduction cinematic.
10 Points Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5
Unlocked 8/5/09
10 Points Defeat 5 enemies.
10 Points Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music
Unlocked 8/5/09
10 Points Collect 1 sound track.
10 Points Collect 1 sound track.
Art Collector
25 Points
Collect all concept art.
Halfway There
25 Points
Complete half of the game.
Killer 30
25 Points
Defeat 30 enemies.
Sound Guru
25 Points
Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em
50 Points
Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King
50 Points
Complete the game.
Slayer 80
50 Points
Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter
100 Points
Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity
100 Points
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/490 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 8/2/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 5/22/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/425 points)
Stamper's Quest For Fags
Occasional Smoker
10 Points
Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day
25 Points
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker
50 Points
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict
100 Points
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
super sweatshop mastar
1000 km
Unlocked 8/4/09
25 Points Go 1000 km for the mother land
25 Points Go 1000 km for the mother land
5000 km
50 Points
Go 5000 km for great power
10000 km
100 Points
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)